There’s a reason I refer to him and his sibling as “The Taint Brothers”
The funny part is not being able to tell if this is fake or not
That’s it, just shut down the internet. The experiment has failed.
Without the Internet, I wouldn’t know to hate this moron
Without the internet this moron would have a splash radius of maybe three short city blocks.
If we drop him from high enough, he still can
Now there’s an xkcd I’d like to see
I already agree the experiment has failed Harry, you don’t have to sell it to me.
OK.
Because you wouldn’t be aware of him, or because you think we wouldn’t know to find this disgusting without some kind of groupthink?
Obviously the former.
The former
Gotcha. Sometimes tone and context can be tricky in text.
We really do need a .hack// style Pluto’s Kiss to wipe everything
In the Cyberpunk timeline, Bartmoss would have already crashed the first net by now.
This is what the time travelers tried to fix when they came back, unfortunately they returned to the Idiocracy time line and couldn’t get the time masheen working right.
What dick? Either he has no penis or his tuck game is on point.
“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”
Notice that he also said he “has” 33 cars, not “owns”. Because it turns out, he just rents the luxury cars he flaunts on social media.
Its crazy to me that this is a real profitable business. Some of these leases only allow you to drive the car like 40 miles a year. You don’t even get to enjoy the car itself, just paying like a mortgage+ a month to lean on a car to look cool lol
Redlining a rented heap in your driveway for hours every day adds no miles.
I think you vastly overestimate him. Surely this subtle difference in the wording goes well over his head
all the transfemmes jealous of his tucking technique, till they find out that hes not tucking at all…
What abusing testosterone supplemets does to one.
That’s parody, isn’t it? It must be.
Has to be fake, he’s an idiot but is he that much of an idiot?
I think you’re overestimating him
He is definitely that much of an idiot. This type of shit is what he thinks makes a man.
He’s gonna get a yeast infection
that poor yeast…
Yes.
If your homie doesn’t have a stinky swamp pit that he scratches and lets you sniff… Then what do you live for?
Why in the everloving fuck are you giving social media space to this person… Please. Can we just ignore and move on? I was much happier prior to knowing what they say.
Is ahhh…is t his real?
Are men okay?
Edit: I think any man that seriously follows And listens to people like this should be called Taters.
Chesko’s series of videos about men who apparently don’t wipe their ass and then demand their wives/girlfriends wash thier shit stained underwear has given me a profound perspective on men which is that no, no men in aggregate are not ok.
Hey taters are potatoes, and you shouldn’t speak I’ll of potatoes.
Don’t you wanna boil 'em? Mash 'em? Maybe stick 'em in a stew?
No, I don’t think boys are not doing okay as a whole.
They weren’t doing great when I was in school in the early 00s, it’s hard to imagine but it seems things have gotten worse. At least then we didn’t have Nazis.
We didnt have obvious nazis.
Eh, there were Nazi, but not Nazis accepted into normal society.
That depends entirely on how you define “normal”.
Tate and his followers are not “men”.
Why is this piece of shit still breathing and Sir Patrick Stewart is not?
How is this the post that I find out Patrick Stewart died at the end of last week.
I’m so sorry. It hit me like bricks the day of. Still not dealing with it well.
“I’ve given every woman/girl I’ve ever raped a yeast/bladder infection because I don’t wash properly.”
I assume that loser doesn’t have consentual sex.
Oh, you don’t have to assume with Andrew Tate, he’s wanted for sex trafficking. (Already locked up even?)
Dude probably shits in the shower. Guess he’ll have a fun time with his kinks in prison.
Sometimes, you just gotta waffle stomp. /s
How any human sees this and thinks “wow, this is a male individual I’d likely take to my bed to copulate with” is way waaaaaaay beyond me.
I mean, the women don’t/didn’t. He was running visa and passport scams and forcing women to stay with him. It’s literally why he’s in jail.
I know, I know. It was just a reflexion. I simply can’t understand how he (and whoever follows him) thinks this is in any way desirable.
They don’t have to think that when he doesn’t factor in consent.
For someone who’s supposedly super-rich, super-popular with women, and has access to numerous actual sex slaves … why does he need to jerk himself off in the morning? He can’t find anyone willing to do it for him?
Fuck, man. I’m dirt poor and socially awkward, and my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?
my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?
I think according to the Romans your girlfriend would be the alpha? If I’m remembering correctly I think it was looked down upon to be receiving sexual favors, but not giving sexual favors? So I vote your girlfriend is the alpha.
Pretty sure it was the other way around. It also wasn’t gay if you topped.
Depends on who you think is in charge of a blowjob. I for one think it’s the one who has the ability to chomp down on your sensitive bits.
Thats definitely not how the Romans saw it though. And it’s not the way it works in modern society usually either. Giving a blowjob is almost always a submissive act. Roman poets also used to basically have rap battles or diss poems with eachother, and one of the most famous ones starts with the line “I will face-fuck and sodomize you”. Fucking someone in the mouth was considered a dominant act, and there were a lot of power dynamics in their society that would have made it a really bad idea for anyone on the receiving end to ‘chomp down’ in most cases.
Giving a blowjob is almost always a submissive act.
Maybe if you don’t have the heart of a champion.
I don’t personally, but I have definitely met some champions in my time, and I wouldn’t mind meeting up with some of them again. Personally I don’t care how you label it, a great blowjob is a great blowjob. I’m just saying how most people would view it. Especially the Romans.
Hm… Alright, I think I can live with that.
Well that’s prob for the best. Alternatively if we’re being thematic, I think you have to find another person to suck off if you really wanted the title of alpha. And as we already established, the boys are not doing well, so it would probably be a hassle.
Nope. Actually the reverse, the fucked one is gay. Not the one who does the fucking. Conversely, making someone “submit” to pleasing you sexually, is manly. Doing that for someone else, isnt.
But i see you already went with your more imaginative version in the other comments 🫠
Idk, I think it boils down to one question. Do you give a blowjob, or do you receive one? Hard to be domineering when your privates are at the mercy of someone else’s teeth.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Can we just exterminate him and get it over with?
