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He threw it. It’s incredibly light.

The BBEG dramatically grabs you by the arm and then… Lightly slaps your wrist.

They should have had the exotic animal body sculpting in the video game. At least mods exist.

Burnt shit causes cancer. Toasting can burn toast.

I would burn D&D to the ground if it meant my group would actually play Shadowrun.

As DM, I’ll have you roll the dice, tell you if it succeeded or not, and then have YOU describe what happens based on the roll.

But with this particular thing, it’s not really about the story. It’s the player trying to maximize their bonuses so the dice will be more favorable. In which case, sure. You can dual wield your hands. But you’re still taking a penalty with your off-hand unless you have the feat that removes it. You ever try to punch someone with your non-dominant arm? You definitely take a penalty IRL, unless you’re ambidextrous.

I’ll show you that Tasha’s Hideous Laughter ain’t a real spell!

begins tickling OP’s feet and armpits

I think clerics might be better at busting ghosts, but 2 wizards, a fighter and a rogue/bard would be better at matching the energy of the actual Ghostbusters (2 scientists, 1 scientist who is more of a conman, and a random dude they hired to have a 4th).

“Scientists finally confirm location of clitoris!”

Until the second part, I thought this was about ICE.

Update your shit. 🤦‍♂️

For a lot of things, my group will keep it level… But Persuasion is a free for all. And it goes both ways.

PC 1: “My Femme Fatal attempts to seduce the Orc guard.”

nat 1

DM: “You attempt to talk up the muscular green bastard, who doesn’t seem all that impressed. You pester him a few minutes before he snarls, pulls up his sleeve to show you the rainbow flag tattoo on his arm and says ‘Fuck off, lady. I’m gay!’”

PC 2: “…Can my Engineer try to seduce the guard?”

I put the peg leg I found into the puzzle cube along with a scroll of town portal and activate it.

Fun thing to do in a crowded place is yell “Hey, dipshit!” and then laugh at everyone who turned to look.

“Heh, is your name ‘dipshit?’”

“lol dipshits.” - Satyr

Environmental hazards.

The secret 4th fucked up infection they have causes all their instances of TH to become thorns instead. And eventually, death. 😔

If they still want to shoot you by the time you’re finished with them, you’re a terrible redemption paladin.

Yes. My ranger has also never missed a shot with magic missile.

Rangers should have things that help at range. Ergo, Sorcerers and Wizards that cast Magic Missile are rangers. 😌

Imma make a PC that’s a Yosemite National Park Ranger who is very confused about how they ended up in Faerun.