“Yes, their teeth and ambitions are bared, BE PREPARED!”

Google puts the system in systemic.

POV, you’re degaussing your eyes:

Its 2006 all over again.

Society still can’t comprehend men who are not totally controlled by their own sex drives.

“We’re gonna see lions… only in Kenya! We’re going to Kenya, they’ve got lions…”

From the Line Goes Up school of thought.

Aww, did someone find out?

Fuck me, that’s cursed.

Dad jokes don’t care about orientation.

Good Place reference acknowledged.

Clearly, he’s learned his lesson by now. Release him into gen pop.

Honestly feels like a compliment.

“Doctor, other patients are groaning, we need to get them isolated before it spreads.”

I was the least-liked employee because I ignored company policy and did everything I could to help resolve people’s problems.

No problem. My tongue makes drinking anyone more than slightly warm too painful.