Smell-o-vision, here we come!

The universe wanted plastic for itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBRquiS1pis

We all live in the coal mines.

Can they tell them to keep it down?

Black holes have a way of attracting… everything.

Black hole: “I was here first.”

Galaxy: “Nuh uh.”

This is how you capitalize on someone else’s mistake. Made me actually laugh.

It reminds me of Apple’s response to Vista’s pricing tiers in 2007.

During the Apple keynote that year they said there was going to be an OS X Basic for $129, an OS X Premium for $129, an OS X Business for $129, and an OS X Ultimate for $129.

Yuck, gross, illegal, pedophilia, etc…

“An-cient shark! Do do dodo dodo…”

“Saturn used to be a smaller Jupiter.”

“Okay, grandpa, let’s get you to bed.”

I mean, just look at that face. They’re still cross about it.

Schrödinger did not have a backup cat.

There’s a grimoire inside. Maybe.

Anytime a show or movie shows a sword fight where someone also gets punched in the face is just good choriography.

Seeing Teamspeak outlive Discord just keeps making me laugh.

“You rogues are a pretty contentious people.”

stabbing noises

A challenger approaches:

“NOW, JESSICAAAAA!!!”