Being a regular cheesecake customer of your local bakery has some pretty dire health implications in the long term…

They gonna make noscript illegal as well?

Sure!

Hehehe…

Mind your step on those basement stairs…

Just about everyone will agree with the phrase “someone needs to be in charge” regardless of politics.

Anarchists:

We all have our heroes that we look up to.

Not all of us. You’re just projecting your own feelings.

But their kink is kink-shaming – kink-shaming others.

You’re fine until 300ok shows up.

Going to have to go much further back than that to find the OGs. Bastards have been power-tripping since long before the internet even existed.

Silver lining of the AIpocalypse, honestly. That place could be pretty awful.

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If by “somewhere” you mean a drone stuck to the front of your truck, sure.

Idiot. Obviously, the donkey is the one you should be putting lipstick on.

So … buy an old 486 and have fun with that, I guess. They still exist, though finding a working one could be pretty difficult and/or expensive these days.

But … fire.

you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation

You can leave them strapped to the pad as long as you want before igniting if you want to give them time to contemplate.

Plus, imagine how nervous they’ll be once they start hearing the countdown…

Can we compromise by strapping them to the launch pad directly underneath the rocket before it’s ignited?

Then the Roadrunner goes meep meep, runs right into his beautiful two-bedroom house and fucks his beautiful coyote wife.

And we begin to understand why he so deeply wants to kill that bird.

Don’t worry, they’ll be laid off again in a month or two.

Pretty shit, as usual.

So what? You think idiots who type prompts into an AI have secure jobs now?

Must have forgotten his most recent bribe payment.

Pics or it didn’t happen.