Often and for little pay.

Emphasis on anything. I doubt the inkeeper will take kindly to being paid with coins folded in half.

Bag of folding.

A bag of holding except anything stored in it comes out folded in half.

Goblin slayer reference. Someone does that to kill a big bad with water pressure.

For the amount of money you’d waste throwing bags into the ocean, you’d probably be better off hiring people to cast destroy water.

open a gate… Bottom of the ocean

How do you feel about goblins, by the way?

Assuming a level 20 druid, you’d have 32 slots 1 or above, 2 gallons per caster level so 40 gallons per cast, that’s 1,280 gallons per day or however fast you can regain spells. A bit shy of half a million gallons in a year. A particularly long-lived elf could destroy 280 million gallons before keeling over.

Now it depends how big the world you’re on is, but if it’s earth-like, the smallest ocean on earth is… 4.9 quintillion gallons.

4,900,000,000,000,000,000

So while you wouldn’t make a dent, a character with an irrational war against the ocean is hilarious and you should do it anyway.

Sitting on a chair with a hammer suspended above your nutsack and having a friend cut the rope at a random time will provide the same effect and surprise with much less effort.

Just don’t get a Kia period. They’re notorious for being stolen because their security is shit.

Yeah nothing stuck out to me except a few awkward moments on the first watch but after becoming familiar with the CR crew’s vibe in the later episodes, it’s incredibly cringey in retrospect.

They’ve never really said why he left and most Critical Role communities will shut down any discussion of it. Not sure why. It’s a DnD game. We’ve all had to deal with bad players.

The cast refuses to speak about it out of respect for Orion, and most CR communities respect that and ban any discussion or speculation as to the reason for his departure.

Orion has come out since then admitting to having a drug problem, so that (in conjunction with the extensive list you posted) seems the most likely explanation for him getting the boot.

Also of note, he made his own spinoff audio series based around tiberius and his adventures, in defiance of tiberius being canonically dead in CR. He made a kickstarter to turn it into an animated series but evidently just ran with the money and the series never materialized.

Jack black is obnoxious but he really did nail the high school girl impression.

Amogus

Doed anyone know if Nicole has introduced herself to lemmygrad?

“Hello police I have a server full of cp, oh get in the van? OK.”

I hope they listen to me absolutely ripping ass. The idea that some corporate lackey who is noting what I say to feed me targeted ads just has his eardrums blown out by my booty thunder on a regular basis warms my heart.

Then there’s a nonzero chance I coincidentally slept through it or shut it off while sleeping.

Android will update and restart your shit without consent at night so your phone doesn’t fully boot and your alarm doesn’t go off. Ask how I know.

Nobody sane is transferring legendary pepes unencrypted over Bluetooth. I use an encrypted USB delivered by courier with key provided upon proof of receipt (and payment, of course). Other than that they stay on an airgapped machine or cold storage.

OK but how did the horse get all the way down there.