Bro’s urethra went on strike.
Huh? I’m well near retirement and it’s just pee until it stops, a few drops, that’s it.
Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don’t see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.
To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you’re mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn’t regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).
The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.
In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I’m in traffic, because it’s something to help fill the time.
Use toilet paper or water to clean yourself and sit down to pee. This is gross when men do this and wonder why they never get any female attention. Wear a diaper if you’re too simple to clean yourself properly.
Uh…yeah because why would shaking it do anything? You have to relax your bladder, and squeeze like an udder. Do people not know how were constructed, or what?
LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You’re welcome.
Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.
you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.
I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.
0% chance I’m doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?
LPT if it’s not a urinal, dap the tip with a piece of toilet paper
Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there’s paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you’re done. Just takes a modicum of planning.
Well yeah, but I was more thinking of being in a public area
Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.
(It doesn’t help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)
We have a similar one in America it goes "no matter how much you wiggle and dance you always end up with some on your pants’
that’s why the advice goes to pull up on it as you pull your pants up so that the drips will be minimized
That’s not normal at 37. In fact, that’s not normal at 60.
The volume is exaggerated for comedic effect.
But at a matter of a drop coming out, that’s not really an aging thing either.
That’s what I thought at 36… Now i’m 40 and sweat every time I zip up
It is normal at 80. See: the president of the United States and his diapers
“If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis.”
Just sit down already, jesus christ
the mechanics do not change wether sitting or standing
How would that help?
Imagine being 37 and never having cleaned your own toilet
I know someone with the problem shown in this photo. He sits to pee. So, I’m going to say, it’s not just about sitting to pee, at least not for everyone.
Proof, as if it was needed, that we shouldn’t be wearing pants. If it wasn’t for “laws” and “public decency” I wouldn’t.
You want guys to just leak piss onto whatever surface they’re standing/sitting on?
You can still sit on the toilet and use paper to get the last drop.
By the way, I recommend a skirt or even a dress during heat waves.
it does not work, for the same reason mechanically
A kilt is generally considered acceptable attire in most places, and deals with this issue.
Gets kinda cold in the winter though now doesn’t it
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a “wankerchief” that guys could keep around and calling it a “Peter Patter”.
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It’s a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.
Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭
I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.
There are dozens of us
100% highly recommend getting on board with this
…do you mean like the toilet paper you just mentioned?
Toilet paper doesn’t have a fun name.
Disagree, “shit tickets” is a funny name.
But it doesnt apply for this piss conversation…
Wat? Yall dont wipe? No suprise that all your stuff gets wet
Most guys don’t wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh… yeah I guess it just doesn’t occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before your touch your penis.
I love finding out how unhygenic people are.
It is gross. Certainly helps paint the picture that humans are just animals with the capacity for great intelligence.
When I’m at home I always wipe after pissing. While I’d take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men’s underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I’m done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn’t be any stray drops if you’re doing it properly.
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You’ll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That’s why I always use a toilet if I’m able to. And urinals are gross, there’s always splashback even if you can’t see it.
(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn’t downvote you)
Capillary action “pulls” the actual last drop out when your tip touches your underwear.
No amount of squeezing or pulling can 100%.
Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn’t need the word “wankerchief” stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.
I will say two things:
- Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
- Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.
That “little push” never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.
Men are so fragile they’ll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing “like a girl”…
What did I just read
#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??
I wanna say this was a thing on “the league”? I’m not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.
Taco created the pee bib in The League. Great show.
Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
I’ve been to several retail establishments that have reminded me of the NYE episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
