It’s pretty great that the Warlock’s patron doesn’t know what would actually be considered a curse for a typical mortal.
Like when Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer dresses up as a bunny rabbit for Halloween because she’s a demon and thinks rabbits are scary.
Priest: I could cast Remove Cur-
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE
Best curse ever
Oh no, please, don’t. Hypothetically, if I were to anger you further, would she get floofier?
She’s so fluffy I’m gonna die
My party artificer, making a sheering kit…
You may sheer it, but it grows back almost instantly. ;)
Yay, infinite money glitch, let’s retire from adventurer life and just become wool traders
It also disappears from your hands. Monkey paw that wish!
We will kill him.
Lady Marshmallow travels like a Wooloo.
And it’s not even a shiny… which means Lady Marshmallow survived the great Wooloo massaker.
