The English language still backs it up. If you fall, you are falling. Simply because there is an ing missing from the text of a thing not said in the joke doesn’t mean that the joke doesn’t work. On top of that there’s the whole part of how the DM is God in a game, not the DMG or the rule book.

You didn’t ruin anything. Just weirdly pedantic for no reason

A thousand times yes

We might be lmao

DOES MY GAYDAR TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TO GET BACK TO CIVILIZATION.

FUCK.

Okay this i s my favorite one out of this thread by a fucking mile

I’m at work at the moment but I’ll stop by with a compilation after work! Our group has a bunch and some audio clips that id love to share with people!

Okay. I’m still reading the rest but I just want to say that ‘The Church of Randy Savage’ might be one of the best things I’ve ever fucking heard.

You and apparently everyone else.

Zealot Barbarians at higher levels become immune to death to a certain extent. You can knock them down to 0 HP and they can still keep fighting. But at that point you’re at a fairly high level and level 1 spells like sleep should be completely behind you. But the zealot barbarian, despite being partially immune to death at that point, has such a low amount of HP that they’re vulnerable to the sleep spell. While killing a zealot barbarian becomes difficult in that state, you could put them to sleep with a simple level 1 spell. Their rage ends and then they’re dead.

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As the gay bard, can I have his sending stone number?

Read it multiple times as a kid, Granted it was a punishment from a teacher but still

They’re really really prolific. Great comments too!

As someone actually listening to them right now, I feel personally attacked and I will not stand for this level of harassment

As a Newfie, I do not know how to feel about this

Not everyone plays by the same rules

On Tuesdays I play an aarakocra barbarian

I uphold your stereotype