Correct: That imitation crab is banging; my wife and I love it.
Nah, you need a period. Something your wife is also missing.
You only really need a semicolon, which is all I had left after the crab was done with me.
Fuck. You owe me a keyboard!
She’s got crabs?!
That imitation crab is banging my wife, and I love it.
That imitation crab is banging my wife and I. Love it.
This must be how carcinisation happens.
That imitation crab is banging, my wife, and I love it.
Alright Mr. Shatner
THAT imitation?
Crab, is… banging.
My WIFE!
And
I love.
it.Spoiler: his wife is the only person who follows him on social media!
The Oxford comma doesn’t get enough love.
Who gives a fuck about that?
Halloween has passed! Vampire weekend was a week ago.
Unlike this man’s wife.
The Oxford comma is banging my wife, and I love it.
The Oxford comma is interrobanging my wife, and I love it‽
I also choose the imitation crab
This man, and his wife, doesn’t get enough, crab.
sounds like they’re getting just the right amount.
Hon hon hon
That imitation? Crab is banging my wife and I; Love it!
No. Money down! I love it!
