• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    25 days ago

    I got my first tattoo in kindergarten class when I was 28 years old. I got my eyes done. Fun fact, kindergarten students are vicious and you need to establish dominance.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      24 days ago

      I love that it’s ambiguous whether you were a 28-year-old kindergartner who got a prison-style tat to intimidate the other kindergartners, or a kindergarten teacher who got poked in the eye with a pen lamenting the lack of dominance that led to it.

    • Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml
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      24 days ago

      When I worked as a TA one of my coworkers refused to teach KS1. Said they were feral. I spent a week teaching 7 year olds and could definitely appreciate her stance.

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        24 days ago

        My kid is five. Well behaved, very into learning, constantly blows my mind with what he can read.

        Some of his classmates eat sand and have a spoken vocabulary smaller than what my kid is reading. His school is pretty good so I just have to assume the sand eaters get no additional parental education or discipline at home.

  • kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    25 days ago

    It’s the area where the tattoo is placed that makes the difference, if he gets one in Bologna it might not hurt as much as one done in Guantanamo Bay