• Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Guys

    Guys.

    There will come a day…

    When we won’t have to listen to that dumb fuck ever again.

    Just cherish that thought until it is over. We can do this.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    1 month ago

    I’ve had a standing deal with God that if he smites Trump with a giant bolt of lightning while he’s giving a televised speech, I will immediately start to believe, and I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life.

    So far, He has not called my bluff.

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Don’t you rather have these fuckers stand trial and be actually convinced? I know it’s a long shot, but death of old age is to kind for them.

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      1 month ago

      Where have several court cases got us? Nowhere, and into his second term. We didn’t even get anywhere with the Panama Papers, and that was just averagely rich people and bankers.

      Heart attacks will have to do.

    • orioler25@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I’d rather some more just form of death than anything having to do with the US “justice” system.

      When someone is dangerous, honestly, it’s just better for everyone that their ability to commit harm is immediately ended. These men are already all old and whether by natural causes or a victim’s bullet, they just need to die. A court case would mean years and years of platforming and then ultimately a dissatisfying compromise.

      • NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip
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        1 month ago

        Yea. I think Aileen Canon, the Supreme Court rulings, and the Georgia prosecutor BS proves that our justice system isn’t functional and would in no way stop these people.

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    Mitch is simultaneously both alive and dead while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

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      1 month ago

      He is just in his pupal stage right now. Neither alive, nor dead. We’ve all seen his larval stage and it has appalled us all, but what will come next will really be the stuff of nightmares: his true form.

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    Coincidence that Lindsey Graham kicks the bucket and Mitch McConnell makes a public statement that he’s alive and well I think not.

    Mitch just needed one of his own kind to survive.