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minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI’ve had a standing deal with God that if he smites Trump with a giant bolt of lightning while he’s giving a televised speech, I will immediately start to believe, and I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life. So far, He has not called my bluff.
minus-squaretigermountain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThere are about 25 or so people that all need to be smited by god over the course of a week to really make a difference.
minus-squareFordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI will start paying tithing and catch up on years missed.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI’m not tithing. God should provide, that’s his thing.
I’ve had a standing deal with God that if he smites Trump with a giant bolt of lightning while he’s giving a televised speech, I will immediately start to believe, and I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life.
So far, He has not called my bluff.
There are about 25 or so people that all need to be smited by god over the course of a week to really make a difference.
I will start paying tithing and catch up on years missed.
I’m not tithing. God should provide, that’s his thing.