- Pork chop sandwiches! - Hey kid I’m a computer, stop all the downloading! - mimimimimimi mimimimimimimimimi - mimi? - Nah I’m just playin wit’chu. 
 
- I want to ride my motorcycle 
 
- Smart Barb is a great trope. Conan was clever and sharp, just uneducated. - Was he uneducated? Ah least the movie version got to study philosophy as mich as i recall… - I haven’t read many stories yet but I thought he generally looks down on intellectuals. Maybe that’s where I got it. - He more looked down on people who didn’t act. There were educated people who did things and he respected them. But being a lazy person who never uses their abilities whatever they are annoyed him. - It’s been like a decade since I read any Conan though so. - That seems fair. I need to read more of em, I have all the stories ready for when my son’s old enough. 
 
 
 
 
- Men me me me me. I am computer. Stop the downloads. 
- The bardbarian on the other hand needs enough charisma to charm even the most unlikeliest of opponents and the constitution that can withstand their passion. 
- 🎶 He’ll fight for money, wherever there’s money, 
 Murder Hobo is there! 🎶
- But… Knowing is wisdom, not intelligence. - deleted by creator - 5e 🤢 
 
 
- “I would like to - ragefight Cobra using advanced teamwork”
- Pokemon pwned Hasbro 





