

I got it and it’s funny, but I think lots of people need that /s tag or they don’t process it correctly.


I got it and it’s funny, but I think lots of people need that /s tag or they don’t process it correctly.


Thank you. You saved me a Google search.


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


But did your winter heating bill go down? Asking for a friend.


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If you’re wondering how it is that I sing three part harmony…
Oddly reminiscent of Steven Universe. Is his own mother, who was some kind of (evil?) god, has an orb in his belly button, launches friendship based attacks.


I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.


A DM once attacked our party with wargs in an arctic tundra in the dead of night.
I discovered an offensive use of Create Water.


I’m actually running an old west horror / conspiracies game I wouldn’t have thought of if you hadn’t shared that magic bullet. I have my players organized and everything. I adapted the healing bullet you described. I wanted to share these magic bullets I created for it (GURPS rules).
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O5G-D_WOAMRNq1f3Ev2Ytz4HxTYQXS7SaPlzgIJVZYk/edit?usp=sharing


He’s got tons of ferrets, you just can’t see them right now. When he reaches the far shore and engages the enemies, the ferrets will all jump out, getting a surprise round.
Wait… I’m getting my canon’s confused again…


23 years ago, I actually had a good friend come out in the middle of a campaign, as part of the campaign. They were playing a basilisk that had been shapeshifted to a human by an evil wizard and their character arc was just about getting their real body back.
It was extremely awesome.


I would definitely let you play that in my campaign. Also reminds me of that bad guy from One Piece.


If my PCs responded to the clowns this way, I would absolutely make the clowns demons and the “bag of holding” a portal to a circus themed layer of the Abyss. And that’s the campaign now.
It turns out the ruler of this layer of the abyss appreciates your lust for violence and mass murder. That’s probably not actually… good? For you?


That bullet of healing is awesome. Would be great for a supernatural Wild West game. Which, is I think what I want to run next now.


Exactly this. Also, one of the clowns will have a trombone to play sad trombone noises at you.


Hammer of Striking. Social bonuses when organizing labor. Combat bonuses only when near many allies.
Pair this with the Sickle of Means. Does double damage and gives Ranger favored enemy bonuses against employers, nobility, land owners and clerics, so long as the wielder forswears ever becoming any of those things. When used to harvest grain, doubles the speed at which grain can be harvested and magically doubles the final yield of the harvest as well. However, if the grain is not freely and equitably distributed (especially if the wielder charges for it), the next time they use the sickle they will immediately fumble and critically hit themselves for max damage.
When any criticism of the Israeli government or expression of solidarity with the Palestinian people is “antisemitic”, you’ve damaged and weakened the very meaning of the word “antisemitism” and the moral authority of those who wield it.