DungeonCast School vs Gygax School.

One comes from the influence of tabletop streams that focus on narrative building because it’s got a broader audience appeal and they’re usually close friends with the players at the table and want to hype up their characters.

The other comes from the generational trauma Gary Gygax inflicted on nerdom by insisting that the DM wins by killing all the PCs.

Equally kinky over it though

Running it as a swarm of Tarrasques summoned by the Dark Priest Mathias of Mecier

As fucking metal of an ending as that would be, nah they just got a mutual on each other and one of Beowulf’s got to keep like one cool thing I think and the rest of the horde was interred with Beowulf in the barrow once the dragon was booted.

Considering how mindflayers reproduce, I feel worse for the poor kid they tadpoled than for the horrifying monster that resulted from it.

I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter

Yeah, the wand and the stick that used to be a wand, just chuck the used up stick on the pyre

The fact there’s no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak

“Ooh! Dinner!” WHAM!

I mean hey, firewood

I don’t know what’s more concerning about this, the bird eating a guy or that the guy is just hanging there limp like he’s letting it happen, you’d think someone being picked up to be eaten whole would be flailing about a bit more

What is this actually supposed to be a standing desk version of a baby bjorn?

Hey, find a medicine man and you can actually get some good trade for those.

Apparently even today still, IIRC leaches actually do get used for legitimate medicinal purposes in the modern day. Them and maggots, I believe for cleaning out necrotic flesh.

“I can give you 50 gold, after that we’ll need to get the weights and measures out to trade goods. Don’t worry, I don’t cheat my scales.”

Does that count if it was before she had a hongri snek boi she was fattening up to have as a pre-made sausage?

Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

Mom was a bard, now you’re going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

“WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽”

“Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?”

“Oh shit you know Rhonda‽…oh…oh damn it.”

It’s a trap! This is just a fantasized map of Brazil! Run for your lives before OP drags us all to Rio!

Bladesinger shenanigans, COMMENCE!

That is… terrifying

-Sam Riegal refusing to use his free advantage except the one time where it would fuck with the rest of the table

The thing about D&D is that there is literally zero way WoTC can actually stop you from creating 5e content without their license. You’ll have a hell of a time publishing it, but there’s basically nothing they can so to stop you from just printing sheets or installing a dice bot on discord and getting to the races.