Some evidence suggests that coriander can help remove lead in lab rats.

Sorry, it sounded funnier in my head. I didn’t mean to fault you in any way. I know it can be frustrating when your body seems to work against you.

You just need strengthen your lower esohageal sphincter… it’s the forgotten butthole.

I disagree; my penis is firmly in hand.

*soft rod though

Stop saying dab!

The question is both self-aware and mutated. We have to burn it with fire before it learns to replicate.

iPXE maybe? But there’s a lot of implementation details you would have to figure out. Two that come to mind are:

1. A mobile device from which you can selectively provide an image for booting

2. A physical intrusion detection system for your home machine that you can also read remotely