Huh. That’s strange, when I reloaded the page, there was an entirely different set of comments. Anyone know why? Lemmy shenanigans?

You were right

Go for it, are you a good DM?

Hey man, quit repeating that. Each time we do it becomes closer to truth. Reality is what we make of it and we if tell these fucks no means no, it’ll stop.

We’ll own things, and we’ll be unhappy about people trying to take away the things we own and paid for.

I play Dragonborn and Humans are pretty much the meta build for all classes because of the feat bonuses.

I’m not going to say exactly which build, but let’s just say Human X Hybrid can one-shot everything in the game that’s not immune at Level 5.

PC Warlock (A): I finish my turn, open the door and take a short rest."

Me (GM): So you what, slump against the wall and take a nap?

PC Warlock (A): “Effectively.”

Me (GM): “You can clearly see an armored bandit in the next room, along with three skeleton archers and another set at the far wall.”

PC Warlock (A): “Can they reach me on this turn?”

Me (GM): “No?”

PC Warlock (A): “Can they hit me with a ranged attack, this turn?”

Me (GM): “Also no”

PC Warlock (A): “Short rest.”

Haha, now show us a map of the size of different stars compared to Sol (ours, in the local solar system).

Sometimes the small stars and communites are the most important. ;)

If only it worked the other way as well:

Doctor: “Your blood cholesterol is abysmal. Your blood is more similar to maple syrup than blood.”

Subliminal advertising: “Mmm, Coca-Cola means DEATH.”