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They still have their Hexbear accts I’m sure, but they’ll be maining the troll accts because they need their supply.

They should try attaching a tube from their asshole to their nose, then, so they can get high on their own supply.

You don’t make full-size, movie-like sets, then dress up as your characters and use your own bodies as figures, throwing wads of paper while yelling “fireball?”

I just remember the time I was playing my evil cleric in a campaign, we had just leveled up and I just got access to the spell Death Touch. I was itching to try it on something but the rest of the party (all good guys) was being super extra cautious as usual, despite everyone being a min-maxed fucking monster and shouldn’t be flinching from fighting, and somehow my character was left alone with the NPC that was feeding us our quests.

“I cast death touch on the old man.”

“…Are you sure?”

I glance at my notes checking the goals given to me by my own God, from the DM at the very first session. He knows I am evil, he encouraged me to play this character because he fucking loves him for some reason, and had tasked me with just causing chaos as a follower of Cyric does.

“Fuck yeah I’m sure.”

I assume he was only warning me because this dude should have been super high level, but I was also a min-maxed monster and had a +31 charisma bonus. And he rolled a 1 on the saving throw.

“You touch the old man and he screams sharply before cumpling to the ground like a sack of bricks.”

“Do we hear that?” Says our Lawful Stupid paladin who has been metagaming the entire time to try and out me as being evil.

“Yes.”

“I sprint back to see what’s going on.”

Several failed sense motive checks on his part later,

“I’m telling you, he just had a heart attack or something.”

That would definitely fit right in at our table. Half the group is trying to break the game with their build, and the other half is trying to one-up the first half.

I am a level 17 Install Wizard.

My sister played a campaign as a sentient ham sandwich. She would love this.

Edit:

Lmao 🤣

I wouldn’t be too hasty entering there! I had TACO BELL for lunch!

No, no, nothing like that… Just this unbelievably strong craving for living human flesh. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oof. That’s gonna diminish the value a tad.

A small home media server running off a raspberry pi could be that cheap.

Only if it didn’t have an insane markup for being pre-built.

If they don’t want to play it, running it isn’t gonna be that fun. That’s why I haven’t ran the Shadowrun campaign I made for my group. Nobody other than my sister wants to play SR. :/

I like SR way more than D&D, personally.

Oh man. And here I’ve been doing it the hard way by just living in complete isolation from light. Now if they could just find a way for bones to also be transparent, I can get that Barreleye Fish look going on.

I’m not trying to kill my party, but I also won’t stop them from being stupid and getting themselves killed. I design my campaigns like an open world video game. Everything is going on and just reacts to the players. They can find bits of information about things and then act on it, doing whatever they want until they start finding clues about the big bad because I like to try and make it more natural with the characters just existing in the world and not the stereotypical call for adventure a lot of modules and stuff do. But this also means balancing out the world by having the encounter zones being somewhat static. Over here shit is low level, but over there stuff is high level. But like, they will have clues. If they hear the rumors of a Balrog at level 3 and want to go fight it, that’s on them.

Magic Card? That’s a Chance card. We’re playing Monopoly. Also: you landed on my yellow space with a hotel, pony up.

It’s a trick. They’re all mimics.

You take a penalty to all charisma rolls because there is now a chance you accidentally let out some pee at any given point.

Barbarians solving their problems:

$150.

(Also usually speed and/or capacity along with higher quality components)

I’ve only played 2, 3 and 3.5. Read the rules for 4 when it came out and was not impressed in the slightest, and neither was anyone else in my group. Haven’t even bothered with 5 except in the case of BG3 which uses it so I don’t know if it’s as simplified as 4 or if the simplicity was simply the video game format.

We never used a terrasque and it’s not like I read every monster manual cover to cover. I’d skim through, see a cool picture and if the description of it was cool enough, I’d use it. The terrasque didn’t pique my interest by its appearance so I never read anything else about it. I’m a huge fan of Modons though. Fuck yeah! Shapes!