No fanboying for any politicians, ever anymore. Not Obama, Biden, Newsome or Mamdami. They just need to shut the fuck up and do their jobs. Give them no rope, If they aren’t doing their jobs right, demonstrate, protest, strike, fuck their week up until they do their job. Being competent shouldn’t be treated as being exceptional.

Also he was actually drunk, he actually punched a real mirror, and really cut himself.

Everyone in that movie was high as balls the entire time.

My cat was hiding in a bush near my front door, peeping at me when I got home from work. I call her nasty names like goblin, creature, monster, and fatso all the time because she can’t understand me. I said to my cat “Whatchu looking at bitch?” And my neighbour looks up over the fence at me.

Their to graduates have mastered the art of bending bananas to the perfect angle to suit the human hand

Down with Bouba Firefox! Demand the return of Kiki Firefox!

They won’t stop until the UI is just a clump of floating circles that each increase in size by 20% on mouseover

Curved UI elements are the devil.

Australia is the only anthem who mentions how girt we are

YOLO into RUG, it’s my new coin that is guaranteed to always go up!

Stupid and confident is a dangerous combination. Add arrogant, charismatic or attractive, and you get weaponised incompetence.

Weak people love confidence and will tolerate arrogance. Once a confident person starts observing those around them agreeing, following, defending them, they start to believe their own bullshit, and they learn through reward feedback that if they do anything with confidence and arrogance, even when they are wrong, weaker people will agree with them.

When I was a kid, I used to see bad things on the news, illegal logging in the Amazon, species going extinct, toxic pollution, deliberate oil spills, ethnic cleansing, famines, political corruption, rabid corporate greed, and I believed the silver lining was “Now that everybody knows about it, people will work to stop it.”

I was way too old when I realised almost nobody does.

Psst, that immigrant wants 5% of your phone charge!

I might be wrong but I think a good amount of heat in Earth’s core is generated from radioactive decay of heavy elements

What

Australian Sci-Fi: The rest of the world is forced to live in a desert wasteland full of criminals the way we do every day, and they struggle to adapt.

Stop, drop and roll drills made me think being on fire was going to be a regular occurrence in my life.

Charming…

A manic career thief turns back to his old ways after a long break, and his crimes prompt violent retaliation against his family. With no alternative, he turns to terrorism, arson, and eventually murder to protect his family and continue his criminal lifestyle.

Killing Skype was harder than killing old yeller

I’m going to do a squarespace ad during my selfie-recorded-last-distress-video on my phone just before the killer finds my hiding space, that way my family can afford a funeral for the bits of me he doesnt eat.