Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

This. Most WiFi and by adapters are a seperate small card with black and white antennas connected to them. Fairly easy to identify and remove.

You having trouble focusing on your writing bud?

You people are never satisfied!

Omnipresent super-soakers full of paint will ensure they wont.

Not today, CIA!

You dont need to exit it don’t worry about it.

Dearest ChatGPT, What the fuck is a shared secret?

WiFi, but with a thin moustache and pointy goatee

You could try Nuclino? I use it all the time for small project collaboration

The Old One is stirring.

Oi lad, shut up and eat yer coal!

I just assumed Israel was killing people based on those people’s proximity to exploding israeli ordnance

Thats some Gilead shit.

Stay outta my tree!

Someone less lazy than me should use a script to feed existing comments into an LLM, which then reproduces a convincing sentence structure but incorrect gibberish content, and then edit all a user’s comments - gradually, not all at once - to the poisoned content. Like 4chan did with the original captcha, but on a wider scale.

I do not consent to Signal knowing about my empty box

You havent truly lived unless youve watched a crazy drunk white girl from Florida perform a DIY clitorodectomy in glorious 320p on some shitty cam website in 2003.

Congratulations, you are having fun. Please do not resist.

“The greatest threat to security policy is the belief that there is no threat.”

Imagine being a private and marrying a Major. She could just order me to mow the lawn, haha. she could order me to cook dinner every night and wear a slutty apron while I do it lol. She could order me to go down on her while she does paperwork and writes up punishments for other male soldiers under her command who have messed up during the week. She could make me lay down face up while she does pushups with her hands around my throat so she’s choking me out the whole time. Geez that would be funny, right guys? Haha!