Psst, that immigrant wants 5% of your phone charge!

I might be wrong but I think a good amount of heat in Earth’s core is generated from radioactive decay of heavy elements

What

Australian Sci-Fi: The rest of the world is forced to live in a desert wasteland full of criminals the way we do every day, and they struggle to adapt.

Stop, drop and roll drills made me think being on fire was going to be a regular occurrence in my life.

Charming…

A manic career thief turns back to his old ways after a long break, and his crimes prompt violent retaliation against his family. With no alternative, he turns to terrorism, arson, and eventually murder to protect his family and continue his criminal lifestyle.

Killing Skype was harder than killing old yeller

I’m going to do a squarespace ad during my selfie-recorded-last-distress-video on my phone just before the killer finds my hiding space, that way my family can afford a funeral for the bits of me he doesnt eat.

Registrar, nameserver, hosting provider, reverse proxy, authentication provider, they do lots of things now.

Farts are the ghosts of animals you have eaten.

This includes aphids, tiny spiders, and bacteria on veggies, for those of the vegetarian or vegan persuasion.

I’m pretty ignorant of piles of shit, but aren’t they British?

That is Lucifer, the great beast, the biblical devil. Hence “Mr Beast”. He revealed himself to humanity in the mid 2010s, expecting to incite the apocalypse. But everyone was already pretty shook at the general state of the world, so nobody cared. He still tries to shock the world with diabolical stunts, but he really just can’t compete with politicians and billionaires. Kind of tough to see, tbh. Kinda sad.

Now, if heavily armed men show up at my door demanding these things, I can say “I’m afraid that’s unconstitutional my guy!” And they will go " Oh shit I’m sorry I totally spaced on 3A!" And they will leave my belongings and wife alone.

Shame you didn’t chop them at the same time you could have switched them and had a middle thumb

When the Australian Emergency department keeps me waiting for less than 15 minutes, I really start to worry.

I use a VPN so places where I can’t block ads, like podcasts on my phone, at least I only get nonsensical swedish-language ads.

Known for fucking Matt Damon

Garbage person. A job I’m overqualified for

Peacum butter sandwich