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minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoThat one VTM player: “Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God’s son and childe?”
minus-squareFaceDeer@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoThe cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.
minus-squareThe Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months ago“The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there’s no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass.” -Any decent storyteller in this situation.
That one VTM player: “Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God’s son and childe?”
Jesus is a lich
The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.
Jesus is Mumm-Ra?
“The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there’s no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass.”
-Any decent storyteller in this situation.