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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 years ago

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 years ago
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    You can’t create calories that way, only transfer them. But if you have a skinny bard and a fat minotaur, it can work and also is definitely someone’s fetish.

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      Minotaurs, if anything like their brahman brethren, can get nutrition from all kinds of roughage that us puny primates can’t. So while we’re scrambling around for nuts and goodberries, they can make a meal of all the weeds sprouting in terrible soil, and the odd hay bale lying around to feed someone’s horses.

      TL;DR: They could feasibly turn what we consider indigestible garbage-plants into calorie-rich milk.

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        That’s true and adds much-needed realism to my nurtured-by-a-minotaur fantasies.

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      Especially if the minotaur is a dude

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        “I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”

      • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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        The dude minotaurs very much enjoy being milked.

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          UwU

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