They’re teaching a kid through example the benefits of powerful people affecting change faster than all that nonsense about “consent of the governed”

I kept the hazards in mind, “Time travelling adventure” is short for “Yanked into the past due to an apocalyptic event that cannot be replicated” and the time travel is a problem to be solved, not a solution

My party doesn’t use lemmy so I can drop some setting spoilers

They don’t know that the adorable orphan they adopted in their time travel adventure is actually the evil lich queen in the modern day, and I’m looking forward to dropping that bomb on them

FATAL

Back in my day, cantrips weren’t free.

And the slots didn’t scale with the casting stat, so any wizard worth their guano would have more first level spells per day than cantrips

In geocentricity, neither Venus nor Mars are closer to Earth than Mercury is

This is actually (kind of) true, mercury is the closest planet to every planet on average

With a 9th level slot, sure

That’s why in my setting criminals get tossed into a kiln if they’re sentenced to death without parole

You need capitalism to collapse completely for this.

Proof?

“There’s no proof of censorship in the USSR, I can go to the Party Library and read whatever books I want”

Especially if the minotaur is a dude

Regular Extra Attack and Pact of the Blade’s extra attack stacks in BG3 IIRC