I don’t wash my face after seeing a dog. What a barbar I am!

I would use whatever I have already. Current prices are insane. No one should pay such money for a video card unless their very life depends on it.

Hey, the idea was to defend domestic herds, not give heart-strokes to every carnivore around. Humans including.

Not fair! If I had a chance to do experiments at the South Pole I would… would… I… something cleverer and cooler and the very bestest ever!

What about Neiboris Degeneratis? Most people mistakenly think that those are Homo Sapiens but all their tiny brains are used solely for screaming and stomping. Visual resemblance to Homo is astonishing though…

it’s fall

Maybe you have fallen and damaged your brain? MRT/MRI might tell more.

Did hammers make our muscles weak?

But yes, if someone uses “AI” as “Jinn, do THAT for me, and send me a notification when you’re ready” that might affect brain capabilities in the same way as any other laziness does.

Oh, that’s fixable: go kick some grannies, burn a garbage bin, shit on the monument…

Mom: Don’t eat toothpaste, you assheaded foulbrained cheeseeating sorry excuse for a child!
Kid: That’s not toothpaste. It is face lotion, dumb mom!

And? Is your face lotion poisonous or something?

Why would it? I don’t see any connection between a pig kidney in your body and what’s inside your stomach.

Expressing amusement: Mamma Gina, can combina! (untranslatable gesticulation)

Saving a few groschen in exchange for even further decline in education quality. Nothing unexpected here…

Trump: diagnosing rabies is antisemitism!

Stroke is when the brain areas die because of lack of the bloodflow. Or is there some other “stroke”?

We use all our brainpower.

Puny Hutzker: Oh, don’t mind me. I don’t break your backdoors. They are perfectly fine, you can continue to use them!