It’s hockey.

I don’t get to hear that shit in my daily life. The moment I do, I will find out whether I am as awesome as this kid.

Oh, he will. You tell him.

I vote because maybe the horse will learn to sing.

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Nice. What are you running on?

To me this says Sremovedhorped. Thankyou for highlighting the absurdity. 😄

It was probably meant for people who want to fuck their sister, because those two had immense sibling energy. Unfortunately they also had immense asexual energy.

No dhal tadka? Damn, sorry to hear that mate. I’d be morose for ages. Also my favourite type of veggie burger.

Huh. I haven’t heard of anything that explicitly requires meat protein for you to live, what do you have? And if you prefer not to say, obviously that is fine, I’m just curious. And not a vegan.

You must be like the only person in 100,000 to have a good reason to fear a vegan restaurant opening up nearby.

Beautiful down there. After living in SE NSW for so long, I drove around the country a while ago and when I got to southwest WA I kept thinking “holy shit, this has been here the whole time??!?”.

The northern bits with the alien-looking baobabs everywhere are also pretty amazing, but living up there would be tough, unlike near those karri forests. Phwoar.

Get a lot of flies in your house? Because I don’t get any, due to my friendly neighbourhood spider.

Kids make you functionally paranoid, I won’t fault your decisions though. I learned about spiders at that age, listened to my mum about them and developed a phobia, so hopefully your kids will not grow up being way too afraid of them and can have spiders in their house when they grow up. Good luck!

Australian here, living in Australia: do other countries not have spiderbros the size of your hand who hunt down mosquitoes and flies and roaches without using webs because webs are for losers?

Shouldn’t have poisoned em. Think of the environment! Use a shovel!

To be fair, (to be fayuuuuh) the history of most countries includes some genocidal bastard. Not usually so recently, and not usually a special bastard like Chang Kai Shek, but for me, that just makes me way more impressed that Taiwan isn’t acting like Israel.

“Yes, even though he killed a lot of British people and was the enemy of history’s greatest monster Winston Churchill, Hitler was still a very bad man because of… other stuff… and is really quite evil in the eyes of most Westerners. And especially Aunt Rachel who he personally tried to put in an oven.”

That must have been a fun pamphlet to write.

It’s also a sex thing!

What the fuck? If I was the manager I’d pay this guy twice. That’s exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.

A disappointment equivalent to Piefed.