I got this Honus Wagner slammer that I made from my granddad’s collection. Can I play?
Just a bridgeman doing his thing.
I got this Honus Wagner slammer that I made from my granddad’s collection. Can I play?
The song does read like a DnD adventure:
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha, in the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope
You move stealthily toward it
But your leg, ah, it’s caught in a bear trap
Roll Initiative
As a barbarian that scene is great.
and then you all get to find out what transpires.
You knuckleheads just unleashed a Djinni. Roll for initiative,
This is why Technical Writer is a full time job.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
Isn’t that how we solve every puzzle?
–the barbarian
Chariot chase at the climax so it can be Fatal Frame: Fast and Furious.
Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn’t how you will get out of it.
Mutually assured destruction. I like it.
Uh…counterspell?
Best spell in the game.
Edit: also for clerics i’d pick spirit guardians over everything.
The chest smiles at you.
Yes it could be a mimic but it could also be a chest full of diamonds.
Thoughts from my 8 int thief.
This is just playing as He Who Remains.
There are no re-education camps in Bao Sing Se.
I never realized Dorothy suffered from nominative determinism.
But one of those is fireball and I have metamagic so…
I’d start scribbling notes on my
character sheetarms like in Memento.