Minsc and Boo.

GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!

Scratching at the doors or walls

Heavy breathing as if something is lurking just out of sight

Moooom, can you turn on the fog of war machine? I can see parts of the mortal realm again.

Also crew served weapons are better for teams. One kobold carries the base plate/legs. One kobold carries the weapon. The final kobold carries the ammo.

I’d start scribbling notes on my character sheet arms like in Memento.

I got this Honus Wagner slammer that I made from my granddad’s collection. Can I play?

The song does read like a DnD adventure:

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him

But you’re hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a murderer

You creep silently through the underbrush

Aha, in the distance

A small cottage with a light on

Hope

You move stealthily toward it

But your leg, ah, it’s caught in a bear trap

Roll Initiative

MORE

As a barbarian that scene is great.

and then you all get to find out what transpires.

You knuckleheads just unleashed a Djinni. Roll for initiative,

This is why Technical Writer is a full time job.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

https://thecommunemag.com/man-kills-leopard-with-bare-hands-after-animal-attacks-his-family/

Isn’t that how we solve every puzzle?

–the barbarian

Chariot chase at the climax so it can be Fatal Frame: Fast and Furious.

So….radios?

Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn’t how you will get out of it.

Mutually assured destruction. I like it.

Uh…counterspell?

Best spell in the game.

Edit: also for clerics i’d pick spirit guardians over everything.

The chest smiles at you.

Yes it could be a mimic but it could also be a chest full of diamonds.

Thoughts from my 8 int thief.

This is just playing as He Who Remains.