Wearing this clothing is much more about the public protest against mass surveillance than it actually working

Yeah if you’re going to be a hacker it’s good to do so from as clean of a machine as possible

Sure but I would think Anubis would also somewhat stop DDOS attacks since clients need to pass Anubis to access the website and across a DDOS swarm that would use up significant resources.

Wouldn’t anubis be effective against DDOS attacks?

You can use Immich, it’s not perfect for this use case but it is searchable by content. You could just create a second account so you don’t even need to host an extra service