Holdon let me screenshot…

Fuck you for making me laugh at that. <3

Honk honk!

I dunno, getting into a sauna thinking about it as training for a heatwave kinda ruins the mood don’t ya think

Only thing I can figure is get another throw away phone number and email address just for the job search, and set them both to forward to your main phone and email.

Sucks but I dont think there is any realistic way to opt out and still job search

God fucking damn they suck when you first encounter them. But in the appropriate way.

Wonder how hard it would be to make a list of sensitive information employees based on the programs installed. I imagine pretty easy.

Wait for the internet to fracture. There could end up being multiple internets… you could argue it is already that way to some degree.

Battery horse staple

Orange white, orange

Green white, blue

Blue white, green

Brown white, brown

Learned it 20 years ago, never used it. how did I do?

Yeah, but a bite… being bitten causes lingering sensory toxicity. Months of whispered words and shadow people…

I mean, really with sucking heads it is quite the surprise

He got a boner at work

Boom?

Same way you do it with any creature. Make it racist. Unicorns superior to all, look down on other races with contempt and wonton disregard for their lives.

Achoo

Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman