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2 months agoCop beating you: Stop resisting! Stop resisting!
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I… don’t understand?
Muppets in Space
Pretty close to my bones hurting, but no cigar
There’s no conservation of mass. Magic turned them into a bird. Any energy missing from the system went into the magic.
D&D ain’t no Brandon Sanderson crunchy magic shit. It’s Tolkien “this shit happened cause I magically said so” shit
EOTW is Eye of the World, the first Wheel of Time book
What does Wheel of Time have to do with fallout?
“You see a warehouse in the distance”
“Is that like a Werewolf?”
“It is now! You are underleveled and overfucked!”
Now I’m covered in grease!
“Just some worthless arm bracers. Just sell them for the Atium, they’ll definitely not come up again”
Gurren Lagann?
The Lord Ruler and the Spiral King are basically the same guy
Good squire, hand me my ten foot pole, I’ve some poking to do.
21·11 months agoThe future is owned by Veridian Dynamics
Crash? From Crash and the Boys?
It’s actually The Boys and Crash now
Hostile takeover
What?! Are you telling me there’s something better than worshipping a lich? Name one thing better than worshipping a lich.
61·1 year agoCan’t find all the important pieces, it doesn’t work, simple as that.
RAW, you can cast mending multiple times on the same object to fix multiple breaks, so that should be fine.
It’s got the right level of complete nonsense, excruciating tedium, and hilarious results I love to see at the table.
A skull is an object(since Mending can repair wine skins, which are made of animal product, it just can’t be a living thing), and all the breaks are just breaks. So, you acid off all the nonessential bits, puzzle the skull (or just the mouthy bits) back together and then mend the cracks. Done, a perfectly usable Speak with the Dead target. Would anyone do this in real life? Definitely, since there’s so much info you could get. I’d let It play as DM
Mending
An individual solution, for sure. But unless you get a large plurality to join in, it won’t change the landscape that we have.
Play the most shenanigan fueled goober the world has ever seen… and play the straight guy to everyone else’s shenanigans. What kind of crazy are they getting up to?