Fine dust does not have the consistency of chunky salsa, so it checks out.

The druid version is “Create Shortcut”.

Sure, we got him back, but… ever since… he’s … off, somehow.

Split brain configuration: Allows focusing on multiple concentration checks/spells at once. This could also be called paralellization, or multithreaded.

Allows you to concentrate on two concentration spells instead of just one. However, the spell itself is concentration.

Replaces “Create Food”.

Nah, he had “bone spurs”.

• 28k modem connection sounds *

Player: “Are you sure that you are a real leprechaun?”

Chad Jibbity: “What, are you implying that I am merely a magically animated automaton stringing words together according to a complicated set of rules? Certainly not, I am a very real riddle leprechaun!”

takes a hearty bite out of a juicy tennis sock

Player: ಠ_ಠ

I won’t stop you :)

One session after that, they find out that the continental cartel has had decades to entrench their position on the market and can and will field all the manpower that dozens of diamond-producing national branches can field in order to regain control of one lost national mining branch. Two sessions later, the alchemist is the one who knocks.

Next episode: The gang secure themselves a mine to gain a steady supply of blood diamonds.

And that’s why we must lock every one of our free citizens up. Y’know, for their protection.

Since Goebbels used the phrase “If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear”, then he’d be the one arguing against the right to privacy. The fascist dogma is eroding privacy in favour of surveillance - ostensibly to protect the people, but really just to control them.

No no no, that’s just “Florida Man”, that’s the one dude you keep hearing about. Florida Georg is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.