The fourth person adds nothing but also tries to make it about them. Weird.

Mate I don’t think real trains can get depression.

Can you explain the joke?

You forgot your (((scary parenthesis))).

Calling Flock “ALPR” is dangerously misleading. They track faces, phones, wireless headphones, smartwatches, clothing/outfits, distinctive scrapes and dents on cars, and more.

A “maybe she’ll cum next time” amount of points for you.

If that was in the news you’d think I would be able to find an article…

They truly, unironically, limit the amount of heart doctors that are allowed to graduate each year.

All you need to know is that if something is called the American [doctor stuff] Association it means that it’s an out-in-the-open cartel that exists to limit the supply of and increase the profit margins of whatever the word in the middle of their name is.

Lmao I guess I should start by reading the community rules.

If you post something to a federated platform, it is literally never deleted. There is no privacy to be gained from deleting posts from the fediverse.

Some people think that keeping a community laser focused attracts more readers through quality. It’s an ideal that I respect, but I’ve never really observed that to be true in reality.

If you’re reading this @HybridSarcasm@lemmy.hybridsarcasm.xyz consider this my polite feedback that I completely get what you’re trying to accomplish but you might be working harder than you need to be.

Can you expand on this? Why do you think this?

1 year later

Government website you have to use to pay your water bill: “Confirm you are a human…”

Sign: “Scan here for a trail map”

lemmylump: “I better vandalize this. Guys I’m tooootally helping people.”

We’re still pretending like quantum computing is anywhere near functional?

Smooth pivot. Really stuck the landing.

As opposed to Reddit users?

Ever since the invention of open source. Even industry standards such as the original RSA were intentionally ratfucked by malicious state actors.

This is a great answer. It is worth noting that the word “dumb” used to literally mean what we now say is “non-verbal”. Funny how language changes.

See also: “lame”.