“Oh fuck, that must mean something was there before, keep rolling perception checks, whatever it is must be around here somewhere”

It’s all about what sort of group you’re playing with. I run a group for some kids at my school and I know they would be heartbroken if I just straight up killed them.

I’ve only had to do this once though. I made it a lesson about caution. The player was being reckless, and they ‘died’. Seeing how distraught he was, I decided after the encounter, that the other players should roll for a perception check, and noticed the character still breathing slightly. It was nice to see the kid perk up immediately afterwards.

Bro paragraphs are your friends.

As long as you’re not going super hardcore, I don’t see the problem with just letting the truth of the dice decide whether a character receives a ‘fatal’ blow, only to find after the combat encounter that the character is barely alive, and the rest of the group needs to focus all their resources on triage and emergency evac.

Getting out of a dangerous place with a barely conscious character can make for a pretty tense situation.

Look at these perverts using acronyms! Fucking nerdverts!

I can arrive at the same amazement with a random selection on PornHub

Depends on the person I suppose.

I thought Game of Thrones was dull to start, but I was glad to have stuck with it while it was airing. It’s a shame it turned into shit though.

What is your favourite TV series?

Would you recommend it to others?

Would you recommend it if the first 3 hours weren’t very entertaining, but were necessary for plot development?

Holy fucking shit I love FATAL!

There’s nothing better than creating a character with an anal circumference of a needle, then charging head first into an ogre den naked so they rape me, except my asshole is so tight they need two other ogres to pull my legs down, eventually splitting me in half on ogre cock, ending my character, who I spent four hours making.

I’m pretty sure I’m playing the game right.

I keep getting told not to fetishise another’s gender, but my porn addled brain sees tentacles and short circuits to knee socks and midriffs.

It depends how it flops.

Does it flop at the first set of legs, or the second?

Anatomically incompatible meaning… Well… You ever tried to put a sausage inside a garden hose?

Sure, but I’m probably right, based off franchise lore.

Does your doctor prescribe your copeium, or is it synthesised in your bathtub?

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

When you try to take some cute little sea critters home but realise they’ll die outside of their environment:

Alright then, keep your sea crits.

It’s fucked up that you can just pull that fact out of thin air and drop it on a DnD post.

Take my upvote you sonnovabitch

Love OpenWRT!

As a networking noob I spent more than a week configuring it to get it right, including needing to SSH into it because I flashed the wrong firmware (do not get NA and EU confused, the difference is enough to flat line your modem).

But in the end, I eliminated my bufferbloat with SQM; a feature the stock device lacked. I also set up a USB to act as expanded storage to install more software.