TotallyNotSpez

I’m playing in a Mountain Home campaign which is based on Blades in the dark. One of the best systems I’ve ever experienced.

Having been a GM for almost two decades, this has somewhat ruined being a player in p&p rpgs for me.

I joined a new long-term fantasy campaign. Me and another forever GM plus 3 rookie players.

The first adventure starts and the group gets hired by some guy to retrieve an item from a dungeon while insisting to come along with us.

Me and the other forever GM looked at each other: That dude is going to betray us and become the BBEG of this campaign!

The rookie players looked puzzled.

The GM sat there pale and grey.

Of course we were right. Dude grabbed the item, teleported away and started his reign of terror. But we just chuckled and went along with it, much to the GM’s relief.

That’s for starters. Make it Maelstrom gangers ^^

Be a Cyberpunk GM. It makes things easy. Name of the party?

The crew / the gang

Boi, been there!

I rolled 36 damage, but fudged my to hit roll and shot my crewmate in the foot instead.

The great book of “Dispel Kraken”.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUazW0xIObw

Been there… Good thing I’m the GM most of the time these days. But of course only then I crit like there’s no tomorrow - much to the sorrow of my players.

Yeah, that’s gonna be me tonight.

“Make a perception roll…” So? “Nevermind”

cackles

I’ve had a character like that. Was a skilled herbalist, discovered weed somewhere, grew tons of ganja and only went on adventures from autumn until spring because the summers were short and precious where he lived. Thus he spent all sunny days being high as a kite in a hammock at the homestead he built.

“Chill, fate. It’s August soon enough!”

Hits blunt

Did you have to remind me of the prep work for tomorrow’s sesh?

The good place, nice one!

And the Goblin of the year award goes to: Konsi!

Emerges from the shadows So true…