Tar_Alcaran

time is the one resource Big Tech steals that we can’t ever get back.

That’s an odd argument, since DIY takes significantly more time than just buying a solution.

By… Stepping outside and talking to people? I think all neighborhoods have that ability, even if we don’t really use it much.

Because you, and everyone, is in a huge bubble.

Normal people don’t give a shit where stuff is hosted, or if it’s hosted at all. The vast majority of people couldn’t care less what happens to their catpics if their phone gets crushed and they don’t want to use a separate messaging platform just to talk to you.

The things you think are important absolutely don’t matter to them. Most people don’t give a single second of thought to where their documents should live, and will just download it again on a second device instead of synchronizing anything.

It’s really nice that these things exist, but why would someone do anything with them if they literally don’t have a purpose for it?

The answer is pretty simple:

Peter Jackson isn’t nearly as good at telling a consistent story as Tolkien was. This scene isn’t in the books.

does your Nederlands influence your Engels?

I’d like to think it doesn’t, but yeah, I can ALWAYS hear when a dutch person speaks english, so it probably does. Also, “Dunglish” is one of funniest/worst accents.

I’m bilingual, and there are certain accents I can only do in Dutch, and certain accents I do only in English.

When I switched games with Dutch friends from an English to a Dutch GM, my friends were like “she does the BEST Russian accent”.

Yeah sorry, I can literally only do it in English, just like my incredibly racist Arab accent only works in Dutch (and preferably not at all).

The number is also on top for every other die, why would you change it, unless you’re an evil heretic bound on destroying everything we hold dear.

Hence the number one rule: cool stuff should be done in the game, not your backstory.

Int is knowing what you’re talking about

Wis is knowing when to talk

Cha is when people listen to you

Look, they’re the main characters of the story, they’re supposed to look badass sometimes…

Stupid magic, always womanifying my objects!

“Subjectively true” is really the only kind of true anyway.

However it is worth noting that the spell also says the condition to end the spell must be something the DM agrees to AND is likely to happen in the next decade. So it won’t be a cakewalk to be suddenly immune to aging.

The first part is hard, but 9.5 years passing is guaranteed to happen in the next decade.

With his magic stick, Wobbufet

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

Bloodplasma is mostly water, but blood is only about 55% plasma. Unsurprisingly, your blood actually has a LOT of stuff in it, like red blood cells.

Unless you want to count water in cells, but that would do the stuff that the spell doesn’t do.

Humans do this to balance our side-by-side walking method. But galloping horses have a foward-backward movement.

Would the arms go do the running thing, but synchronized?

And while we’re at it, what’s an Action Compressor?

I like this, but I prefer Cthulhu with its strong-but-somehow-possible statblock that also lists as as damage “1D4 investigators (player characters) per round”.

Mechanically, the monster: skeleton has those two attacks. How works in the lore is… Vague.

I prefer to think the god of death supplies every corpse with those weapons.