Let me tell you about waiting for AskJeeves to load up in the 90s.

Web crawler indeed

Can you elaborate how Big Tobacco used these tactics? You mention them in the title but only go back at the end for a snippit

But but but TeRrOrGrAm

Yes but you should really ask me about LOOM

I meant like King’s Quest 5

I liked SCI better

Insane 2lown Posse?

Violincello baby! No ads, fastest loads ever, and no ads.

Should ban data collection, even if it breaks the current e-commerce paradigm

Just like how municipal governments are responsible for every crime that occurs in city limits!

Wait a minute

I read between the limes on this one

Proprietary boobs are my favourite

Microsoft, more like Macroscumbags am I right?

Does it really tho

It’s great for porn!

Source: Twenty years of experience

Removed by mod

I downloaded and set up Yuza the day before all this went down, and it did not include encryption keys. And trust me, I looked.

Demo discs from magazines, where else?

Also I live in 1997 because it’s the only place I can afford a house

I KNEW IT