But not Signal? I use Signal but I’m not sure I can get my chat groups to use something else.

This was gonna be my suggestion as well.

I also go in and prune the library every so often to get rid of my sister in law’s trashy reality TV shows.

I’ve never actually had to roll a d4 on a table. Baldur’s Gate handles it for me.

Honestly I’m sure this is the best solution. I get that a d4 is the obvious choice for something that should have a 1/4 chance of happening but a d8 with 4 numbers twice would be the most appropriate.

The only downside I can see is that a d8 and a d8/4 would be easy to mix up at first glance.

Pappy McPoyle: Those were my boys sprung from my loins, fully formed! One of them babies tried to eat me! I ate him first! I ate him first!