Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.

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Cake day: July 21st, 2023

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  • PugJesus@lemmy.worldtoRPGMemes @ttrpg.networkI love my players
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    4 months ago

    Me, playing a ratman at a human dinner party in some big-but-mundane mansion garden: “Are there any cats around?”

    My DM, unsuspecting and interested in where I’m going: “It seems reasonable that there would be a cat. Yeah, let’s say there’s a cat.”

    Me: “Is anyone looking?”

    My DM, suddenly concerned: “… no…?”

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  • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPtoRPGMemes @ttrpg.networkD6 bite damage
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    5 months ago

    There’s no way in hell the nurse just said “yeah ok got it fam” and went along with her day like it wasn’t important.

    I suspect that, if true, it was clarified further down the line before treatment. Or, considering how I’ve been in-and-out of the ER, the nurse just wrote down ‘human bite’ regardless of what the patient claimed lmao.

    Like I said. It’s the internet. I’m not saying it’s definitely real. But it’s far from impossible.