Neato

The high priestess wants to know which church you want named after you for your generous endowment.

My players have entered the Feywild recently under charges by an Archfey and I’ve had plenty of signs. Kinda sad they actually read them and are being cautious.

Oh that’s good. The enemies also remember everything. Now the party needs a new plan or they will be seen coming.

Dexterity, strength, constitution, wisdom.

Bonk is MAD as hell.

I kinda did that for a boss. They had to call shots and destroy body parts doing at least 25 damage a turn or it healed. Turns out level 13 5e PCs have no problem with that.

The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

I try to be himedere but I know I’m just deredere.

I did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.

Oh I forgot about that. I’m definitely using that on the big bad’s lair.

I watched the crap out of it as a kid. I remember it being very weird.

GM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”

Creates surprisingly firm spray of lemonade at a target creature. The target must make a CON save. On a success the target is healed for 2d8 hit points and it’s cured of 1 level of exhaustion. On a failure, the target instead takes half as much damage and is poisoned for 1 hour.

This includes all class features, monsters, rules expressions and anything that isn’t trademarked as intellectual property. Essentially, you get mechanics for cover but not Beholders, martial archetypes but not the city and denizens of Baldur’s Gate.

Is this even necessary? Isn’t all of that stuff already non-copyrightable?

Ah. I always forget sleep works on current HP not total. Don’t think I’ve ever used it once blood was drawn.

Hah. I was mostly just joking as it included higher maths in the same sentence as the highly sexually explicit content. But that’s interesting that they decided to implement such a convoluted way of getting to stats instead of just simplifying it with a table.

F.A.T.A.L. is known for its graphic violent and sexual content, as well as the complexity of the underlying game system, involving higher-level mathematics

Higher level math? Absolutely disgusting.

The new art looks great. A lot of the stuff in the 5e books were a bit janky, especially PHB. So I’m excited for new artists to get featured.

Everyone is thinking of Halsin. But I remember Kagha and her murderous ilk. No thanks, Druid!

Besides, most druid circles are portrayed as anti civilization which means opposed to the vast majority of player characters.

Last big fight was all the previous undefeated enemies in one place. Players gave me an excuse to ensure they all met up so I took it. No more 5 loose threads: just one huge fight.

Fireball the shareholders.