If they didn’t want to be my unwitting zombie minion, they should have read the terms and conditions of the contract.

LineageOS and the companion microg for LineageOS is a good alternative. They offer a wide variety of phones (and some tablets) that are supported. Been using microg for LOS for over 5 years now with no major issues.

If you ain’t dying, you ain’t trying.

There is no limit to freedom!

Hopefully it goes Bard>Fighter>Necromancer. Any other order gets… messy.

"We only broke into your house and stole your shit, we didn’t stab you in your sleep. You’re welcome. "

So the succubi creates a session with no scheduling conflicts, wow that would be hard to resist.

I, for one, welcome our new ai controlled thumb overlords.

The good ol’ days, where men were men, and women… needed chainsaws during childbirth.

Thanks, not sure why but that word was sounding weird in my head as I typed it.

Do you have any nemesis? Nemesises? Nemesi?

Whatever, enemies? It’s much more satisfying to have your remains shot out of a cannon at someone you hate, than just all willy nilly like.

I always wanted to play a traveling salesman who offers discount ressurections and speaking to people’s loved ones, but really is just a necromancer. Really sleeze it up, you know?

Edit: “Why are you an adventurer?”

looks behind themselves to a trail of pissed off villages

“For the new opportunities of course!”

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This looks really interesting!

Shit! Where’s that damn charging cable!

beeping gets louder and louder

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

Not with that attitude!

I’m doing my part!

Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?