That’s what the gays want you to think.

You got a permit for that crossbow?

The bad news is the monkey’s poor rolls mean they didn’t stabalize the paladin. The good news is they found a typewriter and have a pretty good rough draft going on the complete works of Shakespeare.

The wizard: “Did I stutter?”

Look at that child radiate happiness! They’re positively glowing!

How was setting up immich? Looking to expand and that seems interesting.

Doesn’t help now, but when I buy a new phone I make sure it’s comparable with a custom ROM. Anytime I’m using a stock android (or iOS) phone it’s unbearable after so many years of custom ROMs. So hopefully you’re in need of a new phone soon.

Linux - the gateway drug.

The best part of Linux is the schadenfreude of watching Microsoft turn windows more and more into a nightmare, and laughing from the comfort of open source freedom.

Aka Laughs in Linux.

Hard to care about money when your head is in the basket next to a guillotine, though.

That’s a great service, thanks for sharing. Wild that they modified a version for you, one of the great aspects of the open source community.

True but how many jars can you carry compared to doors?

Stealing doors is easy, you just have to open it and then it becomes a jar. Jars are easier to carry away than doors.

Neat! That sounded very similar to the character John Blackthorne from James Clavell’s novel Shogun, and turns out that’s who the character is based on.

Classic!

Didn’t you cunts also name a swimming pool after your prime minister who died swimming in the ocean?

Eh, this can be hit or miss in my experience. Last time I attacked the blacksmith he turned into a dragon and ate me whole. Definitely don’t recommend that experience.

Stalking victim: look at me, I’m the stalker now!

A much more secure password is “Mellon”. I’ve used it as a door code for ages, and nobody can guess it.