I’m doing my part!

Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

Elppin Broadchest of the Ma[c]mmary clan.

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Don’t worry, he’s just bleeding internally. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

You either get a pinecone or roll a new character, so it’s a win-win really.

What sort of bush league is this? Everyone knows you go from d20>d4 in order, just as the Gods of Balance intended.

This looks very cool, thanks for sharing!

You humans sure are a contentious bunch.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em.

You can also use something like handbrake to convert everything to 264 instead of redownloading everything. You can also set it up to convert after items are downloaded.

The worst part is that ai chatbots will start responding like redditers. I can’t wait for chatgpt to regale me with a story about his dad beating him with jumper cables, or jolly ranchers, or hell in a cell.

Do repeat sacrifices give the same power boost from the patron? Might have found a way to bypass all that pesky adventuring to get to level 20.

Imagine the poor bastard who gets arrested for their washing machine ddos’ing people.

Imagine learning magic just to become a salt farmer. Living the dream.

It’s always great when the DM asks the player if they’re sure about that and the player still does the crazy thing, and then gets mad about the consequences.

Played with one murderhobo that attacked 7 town guards in the town square without warning by themselves. The DM asked the player if they were sure ans the player still proceeded. When the guards attacked back and killed the player’s character (all while the rest of the group just watched as this wasn’t the first time dumb shenanigans happened), the player complained. “It’s what my character would have done.” and the DM responded with “it’s what the guards would have done.”

Suffice to say the next session that player had a new character that made slightly smarter decisions.

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN, PASS THE BLOOD KETCHUP BOWL. I NEED TO CONSUME.

HA HA.

I’ll tell you hwat!

This is amazing, thanks for that!