Jokes on you my character was a former sex worker, a greasy series of poles isn’t an obstacle at that point.

My house key identifies me almost as well as my license. Seems like if they can use my thumb to unlock and enter my phone they could use my house key to unlock and enter my house.

No no, I don’t touch the strange glowing gem, I will however lacrosse that bitch into my magic satchel and keep truckin and have it appraised later.

Linear actuator, that’s literally how the commercial units work. Most are step capable either addon or built in and some have built in close resistance tests so you don’t mush the puppy or a kid or whatever is running about your house.

If you just Amazon automatic sliding door linear you’ll get results for units you can wire into your own setup. They’re Chinese but you can use it as a base to build better or simply an example to do the same.

Folding chairs do seem a bit more of a gnomish contrivance.

Firmly say “No!” aloud.

Babblearians.

It means they speak another language. It’s onomatopoeia for how they heard foreign languages bar bar bar, so they became the barbarians, those that speak bar bar.

I was thinking parley keeping a weapon into having the dragon use a combination of them to transmog it into a sentient serpent for the lols.

No dick whip? How else do you make every part of your body lethal?

Messiah complex + dunning Kruger = political aspiration curse.

No need to lie, have it start to say stuff after awhile and if the other doesn’t jump to demon sword that’s on them.

There have been a few versions this one seems smaller then most and likely runs longer.

I dunno if you’re a fan of very bad movies but shaqs “steel” involves a main character who’s in the same sort of chair.

10ft “poles” indeed sir.

Eh same sorta, gotta play the trope and that trope be traps.

It used to be a common strategy to poke or stab things to see what is real and what wants to hurt you, I think stranger things even touched on it a bit.