So that’s how you start a TF2/DnD crossover, huh

You see, money is more important than people, after all. As the saying goes, “The game was rigged from the start”

A disintegrated creature and everything it is wearing and carrying, except magic items, are reduced to a pile of fine gray dust.

Going from creature to pile of fine gray dust sounds like changing to me

Rust - rusts metal. When miscast, makes the target a crab of some sort

Go - Same as “command” spell

Regular Expression - makes any cryptic message understandable in a language you know

Transfer Protocol - allows the teleportation of one packet to a willing host

Read Only - cast on a book, scroll or any other thing with written words. Ensures no further words can be written. No scribbles or any sort of artwork will stick either. The object can still be destroyed

Icon - For a short period, the target of the spell becomes a beloved, or hated, icon of a subject. IE: beloved icon of beauty, hated icon of music.

Master Boot Record - this magical list contains all the master level boots ever created and their current whereabouts

Partition Table - allows any object with at least 2 flat sides to be cut into any shape

Now that’s a final boss

The last one was atomization, right? Gets a bit out of fantasy, but can definitely sound magical

Ok, disintegrate transforms you in a pile of tiny objects if you get down to 0 HP when hit

The dragon (and the angel) doesn’t want to be seen as someone that a silly human would want to fuck, so it’s “you’re supposed to be afraid enough of me that you won’t want to have sex with me”

Oh, windows has definitely seen better days in the past. It’s not irony either, it’s just a matter of looking at the amount of “features” nobody asked for that they push onto users anyway. Liked the XP-7 start menu? Too bad, now you’re stuck with whatever. That simple calculator program? Get a load of this UWP style calculator instead! Don’t want auto anti-aliasing with MSPaint’s brush? Fuck you, it’s there and you won’t disable it. Liked Solitaire and Freecell ad-free? HAHA GET REKT

For the group thing, I would expect at least a way to search/filter those accounts while looking at the group’s participants, even if I do have to manually remove them. Having to endlessly scroll a list with no apparent order is not fun.

Does it have tools to easily remove deleted accounts from groups? Or selecting several contacts from your contact list and deleting them? Because those are big features missing from telegram

ComputersOnStrike could work, I’d say

I’m using LineageOS 17 on a used Samsung S8, which I bought ~1 year ago specifically because it was listed as having first class support for the OS on their page

The mime only talked before miming the wall ;)

Google’s trying to find the guy responsible for all this

So, you’re telling me google search has gotten so bad it can’t even find info on its own workers?

To be fair, the actual article links to the paper and the real punch is that the research does not point to any of the many AI blunders made by google itself

Also, my personal highlight from the article

If you read the paper, you can’t help but conclude that the “misuse” of generative AI often sounds a lot like the tech is working as intended. People are using generative AI to make lots of fake content because it’s really good at doing that task, and consequently flooding the internet with AI slop.

In the OP’s comic, it certainly takes longer to figure “would what?”

The original above with the angel has “monster fucker” on the person, so it’s a bit easier to deduce, “would fuck”

My bet is most will go either with bluesky or threads, because “everyone is (moving) there”

Google keeps letting us down, tho

It’s created and backed by Google, so that’s no doubt Jamie’s main beef.

Also, when it first came out, most OSs didn’t have native support, so saving a webp locally, you could only open it via a browser, or you installed a non native image viewer, not unlike jpegs and gifs during Windows 95

Side note, I personally use nomacs as my default image viewer in Win10 - https://nomacs.org/