The obvious use of the peasant railgun is instant delivery. Gonna start my new enterprise, pFood, coming at you within 1 turn or your money back!

You just need access to “Suggestion” spell for easy win on so many situations the DM will start raging real soon.

That said, can I be a dragon, then?

Eh, not like most algos that will check can tell black people apart anyway

I didn’t know familiars had laser sight on their cloaca

I recall seeing a quote, I think attributed to Osamu Tezuka: “This is not animation, this is anime”; implying that anime isn’t “real animation” like those you’d see in the 1930s and thus didn’t deserve the full name

Funny thing, there was a 2e setting called Birthright, which pretty much made the game about developing land as a lord, rather than dungeon delving

NANOBLESSINGS, SON!

I’ll be honest, most of the crypto/security jargon flies straight over my head, but Tim Henkes’ reply at the end, for fucks’ sake man. I don’t suppose xmpp has an alternative encryption to use instead of omemo?

It does suck if you do a lot of filesharing, since files only stay in the servers for 2 days

XMPP also supports federation, or server-to-server communication, but it’s whitelist based from my cursory read

Should be “power phrase” instead of power word, so it could get super fancy

Either warlock or wizard for me. My brother qualifies for druid and monk, but i’m sure he’d go for fighter just to beat the DM

Holy shit.

I can’t help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he’ll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don’t. I dunno, Chick’s mind is a clusterfuck.

Khajit Tabaxi has family, if DM has perils

She was just a lowly 8th level cleric

Especially on a table with 3 women

Related XKCD What If - “Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood?”

Having an account won’t solve the problem with A, since spam accounts are a problem even in the fediverse

Any idea of what’s the package? Or what it’s supposed to do, like a library for other programs, a specific program?

Not the first genocide, either