So lojban for gnomes

pt-pt eats so many vowels you’d think it’s some sort of earth elemental tongue

Sotaque mineiro pra experiencia anã completa, sô

Mineiro accent for full dwarfish experience

The player: GUYS! I’M A KING NOW!!! BOW TO MEEEEEEEE!!!

Only afterwards the DM told us it means we skipped a full chapter he had worked hard to prepare!

The more time a DM spends preparing something, the less likely the players are to play along

Having your complex plot get fast forwarded because of a cantrip, priceless 😆😆😆😆😆

Somewhat related, I recall Michael Bell talking about his experience with Soul Reaver, shortly after release. The voice of Raziel couldn’t get past the jump part of the tutorial and just gave up

Woops, there goes another F18

Starfighter? Very arcadey ship flying game

Also missing from the list is the horny bugger. It doesn’t matter who or what it is, if it’s near them, they’ll try to seduce it

I think that’d fall into #8, biggest explosions

Yup, I also specified Dark Heresy because there’s a newer, different 40k RPG, Wrath and Glory, that uses a very different set of mechanics and has an expansion for playing as Eldar. I can’t speak about it, haven’t taken the time to read or ever had the chance to play

The 40k ones that follow on Dark Heresy all play the same way as WFRP: basic attributes with most values being a 0-100 range, lots of skills to sink points in, overall same rules for combat with similar damage and critical damage chart. Mechanically, they’re all effectively the same game, changing only the kind of adventures you end up having (depressed soldiers in Only War, lawless space hijinks in Rogue Trader, spehss mareens in Deathwatch, evil corruption and worship in Black Crusade)

Calling the perfect game mean is an act of treason. Please proceed to the nearest Traitor-B-Gone tube for correction.

I GM’d WFRP 2e a few times. In one session, a big ram that doubled as a mount for one of the players was slowly becoming a vessel for a daemon, culminating with an attack against the owner. Missed the first attack, but the second was a critical*: 27 points of damage (player characters usually have 12-14 hit points), which made it a one-hit-fatality, ripping the head clean out of the body. I kinda felt bad for the player, but the scene was just too good

* In 2e, criticals are only when rolling for damage. If the D10 comes out 10, it’s a critical and you roll again, adding up. Rolling 10s again also count as critical and let you roll again.

install haiku

So instead of having problems getting the fucking program to run, you have problems getting docker to properly build/run when you need it to.

At work, I have one program that fails to build an image because of a 3rd party package who forgot to update their pgp signature; one that builds and runs, but for some reason gives a 404 error when I try to access it on localhost; one that whoever the fuck made it literally never ran it, because the Dockerfile was missing some 7 packages in the apt install line.

Why not Haiku 🙃?

You’re narrating 40k wrong, anything can be explained as “Orks were here and thought of this”

Waaaagh is reserved for when the dakka is not enough