Holding out for orc husbando myself.
Holding out for orc husbando myself.
I have a similar one, different seller and possibly submodel, but also a refurb HGST 12T enterprise drive. It sounds like I left a soda on my desk most of the time, subtly popping and ticking.
This is the firmware I’ve been working on. Basically I wrote it because at the time (early 2023) there wasn’t a “good” keyboard firmware like QMK or ZMK for the CH32V305. Now it supports keyboards, joysticks, and a rudimentary pointing device made out of a PS2-style analogue stick.
https://gitlab.com/hakfoo1/ch32v-keyboard/-/tree/fightstick?ref_type=heads
That branch has the mapping I used. Note this firmware has a keyboard-centric assumption that switches are wired as a matrix (between two sense lines), even if that matrix is 1x24, rather than just grounding a sense line individually.
The stick portion was one of those “Pandora Box” devices that was built into a cabinet and pre-wired to a crappy Android TV box.
I bought it because I figured it was probably cheaper than cutting a decent looking cabinet and buying the buttons off AliExpress. That also meant it came with a predefined cable harness to fit the Android box. In the hopes of making it tidy, and reversible, I ordered a little throwaway PCB that accepted the existing 40-pin plug and bridged it to a nanoCH32V305 breakout board. Of course, I made a design mistake, so the PCB had bodge wires, so not much was saved.
If you’re starting from scratch, you could direct-wire to the MCU breakout board.
I’m thinking it might be my 2.5G router when it drops. Or worst case, maybe retire the Atom I’m using for a NAS.
I’ve been using some much smaller CH32V305 based keyboard controllers for a while, recently built a fightstick aroubd the platform. Now if only I fidn’t suck at joystick games, having grown up on gamepads.
I assume it’s because it scales poorly. You can’t readily source 500 phone numbers, while you could spool up a $5 per month VPS and host 500 email addresses.
They don’t really want to match you so much as adding a stumbling block to someone making a bazillion accounts.
Warlock: Who do I have to f**k to get those powers?
Patronsexual is obvious backstory, but I could see it with a “sempai notice me” vibe.
“Lord Azazel accidentally gifted me with a trifling of eldritch power, and now I’ll cleave the universe in two to get him to return my love!”
I wonder if we’ll see a lot of special purpose models-- we start with a vast model and gradually cut it out to fit on smaller hardware but only do one thing well.
Or if we’ll just end up collapsing them into more recognizable code.
TBH, I could see a viable angle in livestream-style QVC… with the proviso that the presenters are usefully interactive.
“Can you turn to the side so I can see how the shirt you’re selling shirt looks from that angle” or “what do those four buttons on the doodad do?” It’s approaching the experience of a store with helpful salespeople, only delivered remotely a la peak pandemic.
But that wouldn’t scale to a huge audience, likely filled with trolls trying to convince the streamer to do something lewd or destructive.
Why can’t we subsidize American carmakers more?