I wouldn’t be taking out a loan if I weren’t desperate.

I’d like to think the bull tried fighting the donkey, got his shit rocked, and developed respect for him.

… of my enemies.

Imagine your cat starts yelling whenever it poops. You rush to the vet, thinking it’s having a gastric crisis, and they have to explain that your cat’s asshole is sunburned.

Besides, we have Acceleracers. I think. Do we? Did they ever make an ending?

That doesn’t match my experience with the term surprise, but I trust you.

Oh, no, I’m trying to fill a specific… void.

I have a septic tank, so I don’t have to imagine too hard.

Have you tried a bigger thing?

“The planner needs a thing they didn’t plan for.” Fuck aaaaaaaall the way off into the sun with that.

It could have and has happened to better people.

At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.