Why would god design the human hand to fit so perfectly around the throat of a goose?

A singular tard is fine but a repeated one? Immediate ban.

“Dave was so nice, he was a 6 time widower and loved Freeform hiking. we’d always joke that Susan should stay close or else she’d become number 7. Nobody could have known what he was capable of.”

Image of Dave water skiing suddenly inverts colors

Sure a “friend”. They must go to a different school in Canada and that’s why we’ve never met them.

Asbestos

Not that high, a stroke can do the same thing.

Chicken of the cave

Don’t worry they bundled all the email sorting features with the AI. If you disable it they combine your primary, social, and promotion inboxes into one.

That’s our DM when they did 8 individual rats instead of a swarm.

Ryan you might as well recommend a Macbook as a Linux alternative

OSHA 1910.132(d)(1)(ii) mandates that safety tools needs to be clearly communicated to each affected employee.

The water is hosting algae

That fish is horrifying

Your dad

They could hack Joe Biden’s TikTok and have him repeal the ban.

One user also said they saw a photo return even though they don’t sync their phone or use iCloud

I was assuming that all these people had photos save to iCloud when it launched years ago and are seeing them appear now. If it’s not an old desync bug between deleting images off of iCloud/local device then this will be interesting.

Just by mentioning their name they invested 2 billion dollars into my comment and 4 billion in Puts.

China wishes it could hold a measly candle to the engineering magnum opus that is 🇧🇷Brazil 🇧🇷.

• Caller ID
• Electric Shower

What more do you need?

DM: “What’s your anal circumference?”

Steve Harvey is not amused