I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

That makes sense! I’ve always wanted to run a campaign (even though I’ve never really played) so I try to take guidance from stories like these

Thank you!

I’m extremely naive when it comes to tabletop RPGs

Is there any kind of “plot says no” response to magic? Something like the doors in oblivion where you need a key to unlock

It would be really funny if they weren’t expecting it to

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but historically, people who couldn’t write weren’t able to write

It also might not be enough calories for any kind of sustenance. It could just be the Druid’s kink

It gives me the impression the feds were prepared to plant evidence

Now I’m curious what the most aggressive venom that can be ingested is

Unpopular opinion: I never liked discord for chatting either. I found it strangely confusing trying to keep track of logins for each group

Edit: I am indeed thinking of slack

This is a Facebook meme

I think that’s exactly what would happen. It would be renamed to the “time travel/make it a later problem” gun

Don’t shoot down drones. In the US it counts as shooting down an aircraft and you’ll have the FAA knocking at your door

Or a textbook’s explanation

I wish I would have played with you :\

The first (and pretty much only) time I played D&D I didn’t know what “metagaming” was and accidentally thought about the puzzle as myself instead of as my player. Apparently the DM wanted justice and I ended up ruining the session for everyone. Needless to say I didn’t go back out of guilt

Moral of the story: please try to be patient with your players. Not all of us are great at avoiding metagaming immediately :\

(/s)

You’re THE object oriented programming?! I’m always asked questions about you. I’m downright starstruck!

Microsoft Excel file

Does anybody else harvest the teeth of their victims and put them on a keychain?

Why is that?

I know this probably doesn’t need to be written out, but I’m having a really tough day and your comment helped me laugh and feel a little bit better. Thank you