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“Are you a man or a woman?”
“I am a villain.”
“What gender are you?”
“Evil.”
“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”
“DOOM!”
“I only drink the blood of my enemies… And occasionally a strawberry yoo-hoo.”
Stop trying to fuck the lizard
The heart wants what it wants, I guess
Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the lizard.
That lizard is the Ace card of the party.
In more ways than one.
I think the lizard would be more into wizards and other non strength builds, something something tender meat. Barbarians are too tough and gamey.
Yu’hiss my beloved, long may he meme
