The chinese police\immigration use beagles for drug dogs. They are so dang cute I tried to pet one and got the shit scream at me for trying. Yeah I know yur nor supposed to touch a service dog but was to damn cute not to give em a little love.
When it’s an actual service dog, as opposed to a narc like those beagles, seriously never do this. Doesn’t matter how cute they are, it would only make you a total asshole. Cop dogs and whatnot don’t have actually important jobs to interfere with so you’re good.
It’s not like it was doing important work like a seeing eye dog. Let them have drugs.
Drugs and hugs! Drugs and hugs!
Sad thing is more of the latter would decrease the need/demand for the former.
I know what you mean, and I agree. Nonetheless my imagination ran wild:
“Asystole! We’re losing him!”
“5mg epinephrine IV push!”
“We’re out! Those goddam tariffs…”
“Fine! Moderately squeezy hug as if we lived in an egalitarian society and we still want them around but don’t have any other relation.”
“We got RoSC! Holy crap! You are a genius.”
“Hugs, not drugs, kiddos.”
Now this is a campaign I can stand behind!



