No, no. Someone else on here said what they’re doing is sending ‘peemail’ and I’ve never forgotten that. My two dogs are prolific writers.
I’ve heard a dog sniffing a lamppost described as “checking his socials” and it similarly stuck with me lmao
If peemail is in foreign language, there is always Poodle Translate.
Of course the dog is white

Not all white.
Do you have a flaaaag?..
No flag, no country! Those are the rules…that I just made up!
Another white colonizer??
[jk]
Are white coloniser people who paint my colon white?
No one, of any color, wants anything to do with you or your colon.
[jk]
I will not apologise for what is likely the worse joke I have ever made. The mods should apologise for not banning me.
(and grindr would disagree with you)
“No, don’t kill him. Let him live with the shame…Live like a dog! Bwah-ha-ha-hah!”
If I had any shame, I would not have made that joke, you are to blame for my future jokes
its less like a property transaction, more like a post.


