pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoGod has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square94linkfedilinkarrow-up1871
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minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·2 months agoand “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.todayBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 months agoYou forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoI thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoSimilar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.
and “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
You forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
I thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
It’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
I’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.
Similar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.