cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoThis HAS to be satirelocklemmy.worldimagemessage-square327linkfedilinkarrow-up1879
arrow-up1879imageThis HAS to be satirelocklemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square327linkfedilink
minus-squareFatVegan@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoMy dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.
minus-squarei_love_FFT@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoMovement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It’s slow as hell!
My dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.
I know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.
Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It’s slow as hell!