Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: “Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival”.
The post includes a photo of a woman with glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says “Anal Bead Tug o’ War Champion”. She is standing outdoors under a canopy or tent, tilting her head back and drinking out of a large glass bottle of Evan Williams. In the background, other festival attendees and camping equipment are partially visible.
Her belly is actually round because she swallowed a bowling ball and then she attaches the beads to the ball so she always wins the tug of war.